Lunch Notes

I went to lunch today with a few friends from the office. Here is a smattering of what was talked about:

My safety word is kumquat.
I usually work the 10th and O corner.
I feel your pain.
I'll have to de-program my kid for a week.
My bar name is Cameron.
My children's names are Cammie and Lappie - my parents bought them from Korea and Japan.
I'm on a diet. An all-carb diet.
I am going to write a romance novel. The characters will be named Dirk and Vulva.
I'm having soup at my wedding?
I put my kid to sleep with Kenny Loggins every night.
I put mine to sleep with the Beastie Boys.
Ivanna Cone?
She peed all over everything!

Don't you wish you could have been there? I love our lunches.