I get this email from Fred this morning (and I may have doctored the text a little by deleting some words):
Happy Anniversary to you.
I ran 4 miles this morning since it's been 4 years.
(and that is a complete lie)
It's adorable that he told the truth about lying. It's true he ran 4 miles and it's true that it's been 4 years. It's also true that our anniversary is TOMORROW and not today.