Hey Dad -
Remember how this weekend we were talking about how gross flies are because they puke on you every time they land on you?
Well, I found a large, dead fly in my iced tea last night at a local eatery. Not only did he likely puke all over the ice in my glass but he died there too and filled my cup with carcass germs. I found him after I had already drank some of my tea. I still throw up a little in my mouth when I think about it.
And? The manager only comped my tea.
I hope your night was better.