A: Dude. So, I think I'm pregnant.
F: (Laughing) What?
A: I just felt the baby kick!
F: (Laughing, still)
A: No, really. It kicked me so I must be like 5 months pregnant.
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A: Oh, wait. I had ice cream for lunch and that was just me trying to digest all that fatty goodness without my gall bladder. False alarm.
A: Get ready for toots!
F: You're disgusting.
A: Yeah. You love it.