(Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.)
What good is an umbrella in Nebraska?
How many legs do fish have?
On my rainy walk to the office this morning I whipped out my umbrella. I walked 5 steps and it jerked me over a bit as a wind gust caught it. I hunched down a bit and moved the umbrella to directly over my head. Already thinking this is soooo not going to work today.
Then it flipped inside out. Dear Lord Baby Jesus.
I work downtown. Where there are many cars. Where many people drive these cars and are most obviously seeing me with an inside out umbrella. And making fun of me.
I look like a complete loser. And, I look like an even bigger loser because I walked this way for a bit hoping (and cussing under my breath) for it to un-inside out itself. I would have laughed at myself had I been driving by at that moment. I mean, really, who can't get control over their umbrella?
Well, me. Apparently.
%^#(@&*!# umbrella anyway.