I got an email at work a while ago telling me that all of the phone lines through our monopoly-of-a phone carrier are out. Broken. Not working. No one can call to or from land lines.
Bwahahaa ha haaa!
Wait, what? It's real? But it's April 1st.
So, it's a joke right? What? It's not? I'm speechless.
Thank goodness Zack Morris got it right by publicly toting his mobile telephone back in the day or we'd all be stranded and phone-less. Imagine a world with no cell phones... imagine a world with no Zack Morris and that's where we'd be.
What's next? Y&R is going off the air?
Don't you dare, CBS. Don't you dare.