Thursday, September 9, 2010

Just Another Morning

Me: Hey. Do I look okay?
Fred: (distracted) Yeah, you look fine.
Me: Fine?
Fred: Yeah, what? What do you want me to say?
Me: I don't know, you weren't even looking.
Fred: Yes I was.
Me: Uh, no you weren't.

Fred: You ask me every day if you look okay and every day you do. For like 6 years now. You look fine, you always look fine.

Me: Well. Now I KNOW you're lying.
Fred: What?
Me: You didn't even look and I know I don't look okay all of the time.

Fred: You always look great - it's your great personality.
Me: ...
Fred: ...

Me: I want to kill you. (leaves room)

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