What Preschool Tuition Pays For

Sometimes I question what Elliot learns at preschool. I see some progress in letter writing and manners (and even sign language) but its instances like this happen that I wonder:

E: JESUS!

E: Don't say that.

A: What?!

E: Don't say what I say.

A: What?

E: Don't. Say. What. I. Say.

A: What did you say?

E: Jesus.

A: What? (clearly still baffled)

E: I dropped my toy.

E: Jesus.