Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Best. Spam. Ever.

Pro: Someone thinks I'm marriage material.
Con: The same someone thinks I'm a dude.

Check out this spam email I got the other day:
Hello honey!! I am for a good mature man.
As for myself, I am a pretty Ukrainian lady.
Are you fond of Ukrainian ladies??
We are not just pretty and clever, but very tolerant as well..
Ukrainian ladies? esteem family and tend to be with their beloved ones a great deal of right time..
It's right time to meet each other!
I'll be waiting for you on international marriage site. Bye dear!!

International Marriage Agency

She called me HONEY! *squeal*

PS: I deleted the link for your safety - but I'm inclined to think this is truly legit because their site address included the words sex, beer and lady in it.


Joann Mannix said...

Man, I love me a good spam! I got one the other day accusing me of being a robot. Although my favorite one of all time is the "Help! I'm being held at gunpoint by the Russian Mafia and if you don't help me spread this spam, they'll kill me." That one was just super awesome.

I get a lot of those lovely international ladies who want to date me, too but all this time I figured they thought I was a lesbian, a lesbian who liked foreign women with bad grammar and spelling skills. Now come to find out they thought I was a man. I am neither, for the record.

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Well, if she's tolerant how can you refuse?