Sunday, February 20, 2011

Thomas Edison, Eat Your Heart Out

Some days it's more obvious than others that I scored a blazing 24 on the ACT. (Mind you, I took it with strep throat or surely it would've been a perfect 36. Surely.)

Today was one of those days.

In a stroke of brilliance, I solved one of the world's biggest conundrums: should the paper go over or under the roll? I say neither. I introduce to you the sideways paper holder.

Now, it might look like I just broke the holder and made the best of the situation, but I did not because anyone that knows me knows I'm verrrry busy and simply cannot be bothered to change the roll.

Needless to say, Fred is less than impressed with my invention.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He should just be damn happy there's paper in there at all. They must think the paper fairy brings in a new roll when they use up the last of it.