Because I'm sick of going to the doctor for this, that and the other, I'll just ask you: What does it mean that my hands keep going numb at night?
I wake up 3 - 4 times each nights and both hands are numb. It only takes a minute to get feeling back and I go back to sleep but I can't figure this one out. At first I thought I was just sleeping on them or something but it doesn't matter where my arms are - my hands continue to go numb. It's been going on for a few weeks.
I did ask my BFF Google and it tells me it could be a variety of things but that, most importantly, I need to see my doctor.
Hogwash. My doctor is sick of seeing me and my never-ending string of "stomach episodes" lately and I hereby vow to go at least one full month before seeing my doctor again. Which, btw, tmi, it cost me close to a grand to waltz into the hospital, poop in a bowl and waltz back out and then find out nothing's wrong. W. T. F.
So here's where you come in, friends.
Any of you have this problem? Heard of this problem? Have any guesses? Are you good at the Googles, interwebs and tubes and can you find an answer?
Did you stay at a Holiday Inn last night and now you're a doctor?