Thursday, September 16, 2010

Because Matthew P. Damon is Awesome

I've officially pranked the interwebs and tubes and nets! Matthew P. Damon and I have conquered the Google Search!

First, I'd like to thank Matthew P. Damon's mom and Matthew P. Damon's dad for hooking up and making a darling little guy. Then I'd like to thank Matthew P. Damon and thank him for being so adorable and kick-ass and funny and for giving me enough substance to scratch and claw my way to the top of the Google Search.

Next, I'd like to thank Aunt Becky for having the great epiphany that ultimately led me to pranking the internet by making myself the important reporter of all things Matthew P. Damon. In fact, just the sheer amount of mentions (and links back to) her blog comments, she has become #3 in the world of Matthew P. Damon Google Searches WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. If that doesn't get a hearty "Hells Yes" then I don't know what is!

I'm a helper, yo.

Just like Matthew P. Damon and his quest to help Africa. And just like how Matthew P. Damon and Benjamin G. Affleck helped each other shoot to super-stardom in Good Will Hunting. I especially like how Matthew P. Damon helped the world see Sarah Palin for what she could've been: The Hockey Mom President.

Matthew P. Damon is a helper, indeed.

Now, Matthew P. Damon, now that I have single-handedly (with the assistance of the FINE Aunt Becky) have rocketed your full name into search stardom, wanna meet up? Yeah, I thought so. I'll be waiting, Matthew P. Damon.


Andra Harding said...

LOL! Your post, and Aunt Becky are the top 3 for Matthew P. Damon! You have John C. Mayer`d Google!!!

caroline said...

who doesn't love matthew p. damon?!

Jackie said...

Matthew P. Damon is amazing! Congrats on reaching the top of the interwebs!

I'm working my way to the top as we speak!

Aunt Becky said...

Matthew P. Damon is pretty freaking awesome. Pulling a John C. Mayer on Matthew P. Damon rules.

n8rlvr said...

OMG! I am so impressed that you pulled a John C. Mayer and got in the top 3 for Matt P. Damon!

You seriously rock the John C. Mayer prank.

Suniverse said...

Excellent job on Matthew P. Damon. I think you and Matthew P. Damon would make a great couple. I can't believe that Gwyneth K. Paltrow and Ben Affleck used to date. I bet Matthew P. Damon made them break up.

Megan (Best of Fates) said...

Matthew P. Damon is obviously going to read this and meet you and fall in love.

I just can't wait to read another Matthew P. Damon post about it.

Kristin said...

Way to go John C. Mayer ing Matthew P. Damon.

Come read about my prankster fun and learn how I John C. Mayer 'd my tv love, John S. Barrowman

Mommy on the Spot said...

Yea! congrats on showing google who is boss when it comes to Matthew P. Damon. You are awesome!!